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能讲三分钟的英语笑话

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行。" DI...

f pessimism, then you’ve grown old, even at 20; but as long as your aerials are up,

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

There is a poor man. He has an orange tree. On the tree there are many fine oranges. One of them is very, very big. It is as big as a football. Nobody sees so big an orange. The poor man is very pleased. He takes it to the king...

Hi Tom, it is 12 PM now, can’t you just be quiet? -I am playing a very interesting program. Would you like to join me? -Absolutely not. -If you play it, you will change your answer. -Come on Tom, it is midnight now, and we hav...

A Boy and His Tree A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it every day. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow… He loved the tree and the tree l...

An Insurance Agent was trying to induce a Hard Man to Deal With to take out a policy on his house. After listening to him for an hour, while he painted in vivid colours the extreme danger of fire consuming the house, the Hard M...

Who was the first man? 谁是世界上第一个男人 A teacher said to her class:”Who was the first man?” 一个老师问她的学生:“谁是世界上第一个男人” “George Washington,” a little boy shouted promptly. 一个小男孩立刻大声说:“乔治.华盛...

Five Months Older The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he wa...

Ounces of brain for saleA man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study.He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store.He begins to question the butcher a...

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